I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the mash He did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash He did the mash It caught on in … Read more »
Tag: Monsters of Compliance
The Monsters of Compliance – Dracula
The pumpkins and garish Halloween decorations are out on my front lawn. With the Halloween season upon us, my mind has become stuck on movie monsters and been mixed with compliance. This is the terrible result. Vampires have taken many forms, mixing mythologies, weaknesses and desires. There is the regal version played by Bela Lugosi, … Read more »
The Monsters of Compliance – The Mummy
Ignore the warning at your peril. The archaeologists were told to be careful with the Imhotep’s mummy. He had been punished for trying to resurrect his forbidden lover. In the 1932 version, Boris Karloff’s Imhotep was mummified alive for his crime. The archaeologists had been warned not to read the Scroll of Thoth. It brought … Read more »
Monsters of Compliance – Werewolf
The pumpkins and garish Halloween decorations are out on my front lawn. With the Halloween season upon us, my mind has become stuck on movie monsters and been mixed with compliance. This is the terrible result. The werewolf is old and widespread legend. Lycanthropes gain the ability to turn from human form into a wolf … Read more »
The Monsters of Compliance – Frankenstein’s Monster
The pumpkins and garish Halloween decorations are out on my front lawn. With the Halloween season upon us, my mind has become stuck on movie monsters and been mixed with compliance. This is the terrible result. Victor Frankenstein builds a creature in his laboratory with a mixture of surgery, chemistry, and alchemy. His creation horrifies … Read more »
The Monsters of Compliance – Zombies
I finally grabbed some pumpkins and put some garish Halloween decorations on my front lawn. My mind has become stuck on movie monsters and been mixed with compliance. This is the terrible result. What happens when the dead won’t die? The zombie apocalypse. Zombies in pop culture can be traced back to George Romero’s The … Read more »
The Monsters of Compliance – Gremlins
I finally grabbed some pumpkins and put some garish Halloween decorations on my front lawn. My mind has become stuck on movie monsters and been mixed with compliance. This is the terrible result. Mogwai, the gremlin was sold subject to three rules: Never expose it to sunlight. Never get it wet. Never, ever feed it … Read more »